Don't read this if you're tired of scatalogical talk
#1 (after peeing in the little potty) M: Can I name it, daddy? D: Your pee? M: Yes. D: Whatever, dude. M: It's name is Goopy! Can I pour Goopy in the big toilet? D: Absolutely. M: Can I flush Goopy now? D: Knock yourself out. M: Bye, bye, Goopy! Byyyyyye! #2 M: Daddy, do you ever poop on the wall? D: Um, no. M: Are you sure? D: Pretty sure, yes. M: You've NEVER pooped on the wall??? (shakes his head as if he can't believe it) Never EVER???