During bedtime routine: B: Hey, Max, remember when we played poop on each other? My interject: What game is that, Briggs? (Yes, I was biting the inside of my cheeks) B: Well, me and Max and Kharis and Clayton play poop on each other. Sometimes we toot or burp, too. Me: Where do you play this? B: At the football (WCA) game. Max: Yes, I made it up. I guess this is only the beginning. Boys and their bodily functions.